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COMPLICIT #METOO

10/3/2018

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COMPLICIT (#metoo)

The ambient noise subsides. I raise my glass to lips and retreat into my own mind. When you're at a low, planning your own pity party, there's a point when you pause, dwell for a time, wondering how you got into this mess, which particular fork in life's road you took to end up in this mire. There's no going back in time, everybody knows that, a flux capacitor is not a real thing. Regardless, your mind travels back to the source, you retrace your path, identify the fork you took, and pinpoint exact moment where you zigged when maybe your life would have been so much better if you'd only zagged like your gut told you to.
I remember laughing at my own response to a straightforward, not unexpected, unambiguous question. I created a segue where one should not exist. Realising what I'd said I set down my glass before taking a sip. I think I'm going to go ahead and blame Freud.
Violet's innocent question: "It's the end of the month. Do you fancy hitting the town later?"
My semi-absent response: "Phh! I ain't been hitting much of anything lately."
"Oh?"
"It's just been a bit quiet on that front. You know, I'm just going through a lean spell."
Violet is as sharp as a tack, and like a dog with a Frisbee once she's got teeth into it, she ain't never putting it down. "Exactly how long is a spell?" she asks, brows raised in expectation.
"You know . . . a while."
"Hmm." Dissatisfied Violet's brows remain raised. "Are we talking lean as in lent lean, or are we talking about lean like the seven lean years?"
"Oh my God! You're like one of those culty God people. Why are your frames of reference always biblical?"
"Nothing wrong with keeping the faith . . . To your point; I'm not the one having problems getting laid. I am reaping the full rewards of God's bounty – on a regular basis. Maybe he's punishing you."
Maybe she has a point? "Remind me how long lent is?"
"40 days."
I sigh. "It's been way longer than that."
"Girlfriend, how much longer is way longer?"
"A long, long time. Trust me, you don't want to know."
She gives me one of those looks that only black women know how to do. "How long is long?"
I look away. "So long I've been thinking about baking a cake for the anniversary."
"That bad?"
 
Anyway, that's the source – how it started.
 
Friday night. It's raining in DC – again. I'm in the King's Bar with one of my girlfriends after work. We've been here a hundred times, our regular Friday night warm down after another eventful week on the Hill, a place not without sin, corruption, secrets, and scandal. There's usually three of us but tonight Jasmine couldn't make it on account of media reports of her guy being involved in another sex scandal. My guy is squeaky clean, a regular boy-scout. I took this job, we all took our jobs because we wanted to make a difference – turns out we're we just fire-fighters wearing skirt-suits and using lipstick. Apart from Jasmine, Jasmine always wears pants.
"Let's do a couple shots," says Violet.
"Hell NO!" I vigorously shake my head. "Do you remember what happened last time we did shots?
Violet purses her lips as she tries to recall. "No –"
"Exactly! It did not end well, trust me."
"Just one," she urges. "You know you want to."
"Vi, you believe in a higher power, right, signs from God?"
"You know I do."
 I point a finger to the cocktail list on the chalk board. "Fourth one down – that's definitely a sign!"
She reads then laughs. "Slippery Slope . . . yeah, I hear you. I think I remember the last time we did shots. Was that the time I –"
"Yes."
"Best hold the shots."
If Jasmine was here she'd get us all wasted. We love Jazz even if she does bat for the other side. We've been encouraging her to cross the aisle. She's not a big fan of the dumb stick, and a Republican lesbian isn't really a thing. She'll come over to our side eventually. It's just a matter of time. She'll have no choice if she gets outed.
Vi and I are looking forward to the weekend, pencilling-in plans. In our line of work personal plans are always fluid. Hopefully we'll get a drama-free couple of days, our phones won't ring. We're both watching the weather girl on the TV screens: according to the forecast there's a 70% chance of rain on Sunday.
"Typical." says Violet. "The DNC's barbecue's cancelled for sure. I've no excuses now. I gotta back to New Jersey, spend the weekend with my parents." She appears thoughtful as she sips her wine. "Do you ever go back home? You know . . . to visit."
I haven't thought of home for a while. I left under a very dark cloud. Everybody back there thinks I'm some kind of psycho. "After the way I left?"
"I'm sure that all that shit blew over years ago."
 I wish. Changing the subject, I focus my attention on the raindrops peppering the front windows. "Ha-ha! The barbecue is toast . . .  I've always wanted to say that." I laugh. "It’s not like I wanted to go anyway. I'd rather spend my day on the couch with a good book."
"In your abstinence, is good book code for day-drinking and watching porn?"
"If it's at the weekend it doesn't count as day-drinking. Besides, I'm a healthy single woman." I giggle a little. "Piggly Wiggly time is all the happiness I get."
"Piggly Wiggly time? I've never heard it called that. Is that a New York thing or is it what the kids are calling it now?"
"Maybe it's a local expression but that's what I've always called it, way back from the time I was just a girl."
"Why?"
"Fun fact: The Piggly Wiggly Corporation is credited with inventing the concept of self-service."
"Excuse me?"
"Back in the day, shoppers would give a list of provisions to the store clerk, and the clerk would, you know, fulfil the shopper's needs. But the Piggly Wiggly Corporation decided that customers should browse, and help themselves."
"God bless Piggly Wiggly."
"Amen to that," I agree.
"Naughty, dirty girl." Violet laughs. "Perhaps you can afford to lie around pleasuring yourself silly all weekend, but I can't. My guy's barely within the margin of error. Your guy's sitting pretty with a 30 point lead. Everybody loves him. Even the President called him ' a good man in a storm'."
"Good man in a storm . . . What does that even mean?"
"No idea but it sounds good – it's like his brand. My guy's got nothing, and if my guy loses – I'm out of a job."
"Your guy's old, like 100 years-old, and a sexual pervert." I scoff. "He's probably gonna croak before the mid-terms. Face it, you were gonna have to find a new guy soon anyway."
"Or girl," she muses.
"Yeah, you could lobby the Mexican."
"She's not Mexican. Her parents come from El Salvador, and don't be so ridiculous. No way can I be an aide to somebody younger than me."
"You need to do something. Your man's going to be ousted. He's a pro-life Democrat . . . How does that even work?"
 "Like you said . . . he's a 100 years old, at least, and it's not like he's going to change his beliefs anytime soon. And, no, we're not going to have another long-assed conversation about a woman's right to choose."
I raise my glass. "I'll drink to that."
"Me too," she replies.
"Violet, it's time to move on, find a new candidate. You and I both know what the score is. You're a black woman. In this political climate you're gold. Without you standing next to your guy whenever there's a camera around – he's fucked. You're worth five, maybe ten points."
"I can't believe –"
"No more shop talk," I insist. "Why don't we talk about something more philosophical?"
She laughs before raising her glass to her lips. "Like what? You wanna go deep, deep . . .  like, the meaning of life?"
"Please!" I study my near empty glass. "There is no real meaning to life. According to your good book we're so supposed to go forth and multiply."
Violet's ill-timed outburst of laughter causes her to choke on her wine.
I reach across and pat her back. "Why was that funny?"
"You know that go forth and multiply literally means fuck off, right?" she splutters.
"Excuse me, ladies . . .  What's your poison?" The bartender informs us a guy at the far end of the bar wants to send a couple of drinks in our direction. I check the guy out: charcoal-grey Armani suit, lawyer, lobbyist maybe? Violet says he's hot. I agree, he's cute enough, nice smile but no, I shake my head and tell the bartender, "NO thank you." I send the drinks back. I'm not that girl. That's not what I came to Washington for.
After witnessing our rejection of his kind offer, the cute Armani guy turns his bottom lip over and pretends to cry – he's funny.
"Sorry, gotta go. Duty calls," my girlfriend announces after taking a call on her cell. Her boss has landed a spot on CNN. She needs to rush back to the office to prepare talking points.
"Can't you do it by email? It's still raining and the sky is hazy shade of winter," I say.
Violet frowns. "Are you seriously quoting song lyrics at me?"
"I don't know your people's music to well. Maybe I picked up something on radio."
"Girlfriend, you are priceless." She throws her bag over her shoulder. "Again, he's a very old guy. He doesn't do technology. Besides, he's paranoid. Every time I mention email he says they'll never do to him what they did to Hillary."
"Have a good weekend." I wave her away.
"Enjoy the Piggly Wiggly. Love you."
"Me too," I reply.
 
I am sitting alone in a bar full of people and I'm thinking . . . I feel lonely. I feel this way because it's so hard doing what we do. We're three women in our prime who, like Stepford Wives, do everything in service of our men, not the sex or the cooking but pretty much everything else. But when you are that dedicated to one person it's almost impossible to maintain a relationship with another. In college, the third date was known as the sex date. In this job, the third date is the vetting date. I'm required to submit the details of any prospective partner to my people who investigate every aspect of their lives. In the modern era, who can really stand up to intense scrutiny of a political background check. It would nice to have a person but in this job it's just not practical.
I scan the patrons of the bar, every one with a smartphone within reach. I turn my attention to the CCTV cameras. I can see at leave four from where I sit. Video may well have killed the radio star but it also unwittingly dismembered future generations of aspiring politicians and their families. Half the people on the planet have been captured on film doing something dumb or have expressed a regrettable opinion on-line. Once it's out there – you can't take it back. I glance up at a camera and I wave. If I ever make it to congress there's going to be CCTV footage of me sitting at a bar – drinking alone.
Maybe this was the fork in the road, the point where I zigged when I should have zagged?
So, the Armani guy . . . he comes over and takes the spot my girlfriend vacated. "Are you sure I can't buy you a drink?" he asks.
I tell him, "NO, thank you. I'm fine."
"Come on," he urges, observing my half-empty glass. "One little drink never killed anybody."
I sigh. "Famous last words."
He does that thing again, turning over his bottom lip like a sulking child.
"Don't be so juvenile," I say.
He leans closer to whisper.  "I can do childish way better than I do juvenile. Do you want to see a grown man throw himself to floor screaming, I hate you. It's so unfair!"
"How many times has that little tactic worked for you?" I twist slightly on my stool, extending a hand, gesturing he should go ahead with his floor show.
"Come on," he pleads. "You're not going leave me here drinking on my lonesome?"
I fold my arms across my chest in defiance. "What is it with you people? Why can't you take no for an answer?"
He shrugs and grins. "God loves a tryer." His eyes fall on my glass. "What is that anyway?"
"Jacob's Creek," I tell him.
"Australian. Cool. Bartender." He smiles before ordering a bottle of Budweiser and a glass of Jacob's Creek.
"Did you not hear the part where I said NO?"
 He sets the wine glass in front of me. I catch a whiff of his scent. He smells nice – Hugo Boss, I think. His nails are manicured and there's no wedding ring. So far he's passing the smell test.
"NO," I tell him. "You've wasted your money. Whatever ideas are in that head of yours – it's not happening."
He laughs.
His laugh is kind of infectious. I laugh with him.
The bartender sets the drink in front of me. I eye the glass as a few bubbles rise to surface. The freshly poured wine is fresh, chilled, from a newly opened bottle. I find myself raising it to my lips. "One drink," I tell him. "Then I'm outta here."
I keep a mental count. I had one drink with my girlfriend, Violet, and Mr Armani has bought me two, that makes three. I'm good with three – still in full control of my faculties. I'd planned to be home by now, my belly's going to start rumbling if I don't get some food.
"Hungry?" He catches me perusing the menu, considering ordering a bar snack.
"Peckish, maybe?"
"I'm hungry too," he says. "But burgers, deep-fried spicy chicken wings, pigs-in-a-blanket, none of this stuff does it for me. I need proper sustenance. I don't do fast-food."
I lick my lips. "Good to know."
"Say, I'm not too familiar with this particular part of town. Here's a plan, you pick a restaurant, any restaurant, the fanciest restaurant in town. I'll treat you."
"Nice try," I tell him. "But NO. Not today. You should save your money." I note: Mr Armani is polite, articulate, and has potential. I'm going home after this drink. But if he asks, he's made the cut. He can totally get my number. Maybe there's an alternative to the Piggly Wiggly on Sunday?
He studies me briefly. "What are you thinking about?"
"Shopping, groceries . . ."
"I see . . ." Before I can object, he signals the bartender for two more drinks. "What brings you here, to this place?"
I roll my eyes. "Me and my girlfriend came her for compete makeovers: new hairdos, extensions and highlights, a full body wax, and a manicure but it turns out bars don't generally do stuff like that, who knew? . . . So, rather than sitting here looking stupid we ordered some drinks."
"I asked for that. It was probably the dumbest question in the history of dumb questions."
"Yup." I offer him a theatrical yawn. "Really, really dumb."
"Whatever, so  – sue me."
The bartender sets the drinks down and scurries away.
"Sue?" I slide the wine glass toward me. "Are you a lawyer?"
"No. I just work on the Hill."
"Me too."
He watches me raise the wine glass to my lips.
"It's just a drink. Don't get your hopes up," I tell him. "You're wasting your time. I'm not one of those girls."
"What do you mean?"
"We won't be hooking up. I'm not one of those girls . . . I won't be going back to your place and spreading my legs for you – that's what I'm saying."
"Thank God . . ." he says, raising his bottle to his lips.
"Excuse me?"
"The thought of you spreading your legs took me back to my OBGYN rotation at med school, which I totally flunked by-the-way, brought back terrible images." He shudders. "When you've been, you know, all up inside there from a medical point view . . . it kind of affects you."
"You went to med school?"
"Yeah, I was there long enough to discover medicine was not my calling."  He pauses to study me before extending a hand and posing a question: "You know I went to med school. I know nothing about you. Let's start from the beginning. Do you have a name?"
I deliver a harsh frown, slide of my stool, and throw my bag over my shoulder. "Doesn't everybody?"
It should have ended there – the perfect exit. I was in control, doing fine, zig, zig, zigging . Everything was handled . . . but then I may have zagged. I reach out and stroke his cheek. "Another time maybe?" Why did I do that?
 
I've probably put a nail in my political coffin – the CCTV cameras record me leaving a bar with a random guy, and we're walking. During the passive-aggressive, cat and mouse banter I discover he has a name - Dominic Hunter. I swear to God, I don't know how it happened but we're suddenly outside a restaurant. Dominic opens the door for me. I enter and I'm immediately in total awe . . . this is the best place – ever! Nothing sleazy about this place. Giovanni's is all candles and string quartets. This is how the other half lives. The ladies are wearing cocktail dresses. I suspect many men have taken a knee and popped the question in here. I feel out of place in my Calvin Klein skirt-suit that I wear for work, one of three that I bought at Macy's – they we're on sale. The occasion screams romance but my attire says business. I feel inappropriately dressed.
Proving himself an attentive type, he senses my discomfort, removes his tie to appear attired more casually, and asks if I'd like a glass of wine.
I tell him, "NO thank you."
I'm in heaven, and have deeper understanding of the expression, wined and dined. The Carbonara was exquisite, to die for – it'll put pounds on my butt. I've no recollection of when the bottle of Prosecco arrived but it's empty now.
Dominic lightly taps his stomach. "I'm full. No more room at the inn. I think I'll skip dessert."
"Me too," I agree, slouching in my chair. My mind compares his behaviour to that of my ex. Brett would belch loudly after a hefty meal – the man-child was an embarrassment.
Dominic signals for the check. 
I recount my drinks: four in The Kings Bar and two, maybe three in here. That's me done for the night – definitely. If I was feeling slightly tipsy the numbers on the bill sober me up – Damn! This more than I earn in a week. Jeez. I can't afford this. I'll go hungry for an entire month but I don't want to feel obligated in any way. "Let's split this," I say.
"Maybe next time," he replies, selecting one from his full deck of credit cards. "I said this is my treat."
 
In hindsight, tt really should have ended there – but I think I definitely zigged where I should have zagged.
 
Anyway, better move on . . .
 
We wait on the street outside the restaurant. The rain has relented. Dominic asserts, he hails a cab. "After you, beautiful," he says, opening the door for me.
"Let's get this straight and on the record. I'm not going home with you," I say, slamming the cab door closed.
"But the night is still young," he insists.
"NO," I tell him, taking my phone from my bag. "I'm going home, to my house – where I live. I'll get an Uber."
"Don't be silly," he says. "I'm not leaving you out here on your own."
"I'll be fine."
"You and I both know . . . The District of Columbia isn't exactly 2nd Amendment friendly. How's a girl like you supposed to defend herself?"
"Don't sweat it. I've managed fine for 24 years. And just because I work for a Democrat don't be so foolish as to assume that I don't possess a firearm." First black mark. I suspect Dominic may be a Republican.
He takes my hand. "Come on. I'll keep you safe. It's no bother to drop you home on my way."
I study him before getting into the cab. His five o'clock shadow has turned to midnight bristle. I wonder how it would feel against my skin. He seems a really nice, genuine guy, sexy, smart, sweet, a keeper maybe. I want to do this differently. If I'm gonna do this I want to take it slow.
Maybe I am a little drunk? On entering the taxi I stumble. Dominic catches me before I fall.
I'm aware that I just zigged when I should have zagged but that's what I did.
 
Anyway, better move on. . . .
 
I've never grown up. This is bad. I'm trembling I'm still a fucking teen. Be assertive but not pushy. During the ride home I take his phone. I just met you, but this is crazy. I type my digits into his phone.
"Thanks." He raises his brows.  "I still don't have your name."
"My mother gave me my name – it's mine. If you're sensing a theme, here, it's that I don't give anything up easily."
"But I already told you my name."
"Yeah, you did, and I Googled you already – no scandals that will stick." I force a smile. Call me maybe?
"Don't believe a word, that sheep was sick, it was going to die anyway."
"You are one disturbed individual." I remark. "It's all good. Look, I'm busy tomorrow but if I move some stuff around I can be free Sunday."
"Sure. Great." He saves my number under 'DB' and immediately calls me so I have his number too.
"Awesome," I reply, tucking my phone away.
 Our conversation's petered out. My head's pinning. He's sitting beside me, relaxed, cool and calm. To the contrary, my heart is racing. I move my bag off my lap and let my hand rest on my thigh, hoping he'll take it in his. I haven't felt this way since I was in high-school, making out in the back seat of Max Renwick's Pontiac,
After an uncomfortable silence he looks across to me. "You okay?"
I nod tentatively. "I'm fine."
"How do you feel?"
I shrug. "I dunno . . . a little juvenile, perhaps?"
"I know the feeling."
"It's just here on the left – 1412," I announce.
The taxi pulls up outside my apartment building. I place my hand on the door lever but linger a moment. I want him to lean across and kiss me but instead I feel a rush of cold air followed by the sound of his door closing. Dominic's out of the vehicle and quickly round to my side to open the door for me. I accept his outstretched hand to help me out of the car.  The rain has eased to a persistent drizzle but the wind has picket up. There's an awkward moment before I kiss his bristly cheek, tell him to call me, and start to walk away.
Dominic takes my hand and pulls me back, spins me round, and now we're close – face to face. He takes my jaw in his hand, and gives me a real kiss, a proper kiss – the one I wanted, and it's a zinger.
"Good night," I whisper, rummaging in my bag for my keys.
"No coffee, then?" he says.
"NO," I say, still rummaging for my house keys. "Not tonight. I'm a little tired and a little drunk. Call me tomorrow."
 Eventually I locate my elusive house keys, I look up and he's doing it again – the curled lip sulky face.
"C'est la vie," I tell him, pointing to the waiting cab.
"You never can tell," he retorts, shrugging his shoulders.
"Quit it with the sulky face. You played the sympathy card already – back when we were in the bar. You can't use it again. Go home," I order him.
He looks up to the heavens.
"But I'm getting very wet," he says.
Tell me about it. I insert my key into the door. "Me too."
 
Anyway, better move on . . .
 
"It's nice and warm in here, cosy even," remarks Dominic, removing his wet jacket.
"'Because she's left the heating on again – does she think we're made of money?" I take his jacket. I was right. The label says Armani. "Let me hang that up for you." For the first time I see him in his shirtsleeves. He works out, I can tell. His forearms are muscular, smoother than my legs. An errant thought escapes my subconscious: a hairy back would be a deal-breaker. "NO," I object.
"Sorry?"
"Nothing. Just thinking out loud . . . How to you take your coffee?"
"Three sugars, please. Without cream," he says, easing himself into the armchair.
Second black mark. Personally, I find the whole 'sweet tooth' thing bizarre. "We're interns," I reply. "Unfortunately our budget doesn't stretch to cream. You'll have to have it without milk."
"We? Interns?"
"I share this apartment with Cindy. She works for the AG's office but she's not home right now. We're not exactly interns but if you ever set eyes on any of our pay-checks – we may as well be interns. Cindy spends most weekends at her boyfriend's. She won't be home 'til Monday."
"I see." He gently taps my butt, twice, before I walk away.
"I'll make you your coffee," I tell him. "Is instant okay for you?"
He smiles cheekily. "I'm all about instant. Instant is my jam."
I roll my eyes. "One cup of instant coming up. But then you really have to go. There's no punani on the menu, not tonight. This punani's not instant. It's a special order – you have to wait for it."
 
I return with his coffee and pass it to him. "Taste it and tell me if it's okay."
"I'm sure it'll be fine." Dominic ignores my instructions, sets the coffee on the side table, and pulls me onto his lap.
"NO. None of that," I tell him. "There'll be no fooling around. Not tonight."
He ignores me, pulling me in close and kissing me again and again, softly, gently.
I know I should get away from him to preserve some semblance of virtue and intrigue. I need to get away but he's keeping me on his lap, not by strength or force but with his kisses. I want more.  Before I know it we're full on, making out, heavy petting, call it what you will. Then, divine intervention, blessed relief, a moment's respite to regroup. I'm saved by the proverbial bell. "Is that your phone?"
It's all become surreal, effortlessly, in slow-motion, Dominic lifts me off his lap, carries me across the room, and sets me on the sofa. As he reaches into his jacket and retrieves his phone, I am both worried and excited. It's a fairground fear, making me tingle with excitement. This man is so strong he could end me without breaking sweat but what girl in her right mind doesn't want a man equipped to keep her safe.
Dominic curses under his breath and frowns after reading a text message.
"What was that all about?" I ask.
"Nothing for you to worry about," he replies, offering a weak but obviously forced smile.
"Bad news?"
"I needed a win. But there's nothing I can do about this right now, DB. It's just work."
"What happened?"
"Looks like a vote in the Senate isn't going to go our way."
"Are you sure that's all it is?"
"I'm sure," he replies, returning the phone to his jacket pocket. "Why are you questioning me? What is this – the Spanish Inquisition?"
I can't help it but a smile is born. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. I consider taking the opportunity to make light but think better. "I just thought –"
"It is what it is!" he snaps.
I was thinking this guy's kinda sweet but it appears he can be very, very salty – but, hey, we've all got our sore points, it's not a deal-breaker. I try to calm him by rubbing his back. "You're right. It's not my business. How about we just enjoy each other's company and not talk politics?"
He takes a deep breath through his nose before kneeling by the sofa and taking my hands in his. "Yes, how about we do just that, Miss DB."
"DB?"
"I don't know your given name so Dirty Blonde, yeah, that will have to do – for now. Maybe I'll get a name later?"
I'm angered. "Mr! You don't know me. You've no right to disparage me like that. Get out!"
He laughs at me. "My mom was a hairdresser: I know the difference between; blonde, silver blonde, strawberry blonde, copper blonde, and belle blonde. You, my sweet, are definitely leaning toward dirty – although originally you're most likely somewhere between auburn and mousy-brown."
"Karen," I tell him. "My name's Karen."
"Good to know."
I'm embarrassed. We're in that moment, the one where I justify my next actions to the rational, sensible side of my soul: it just happened, I don't usually. I look into his dark brown eyes, and right there . . . You can stick a fork in me – I'm done. He's got me in the mood for love. I'm thinking I want to turn out the lights, maybe light a candle.
He holds my gaze.
I lick my lips and part them slightly in anticipation of his next soft, sweet kiss.
He hesitates, making me wait.
"Listen up," I insist, embracing him. "One thing you need to understand, homeboy: this is not a game to me. I'm not a toy. I'm not a DC plaything."
He smiles a crooked smile. "Did you just call me 'Homeboy?"
When the kiss comes it's neither sweet nor soft – it is brutal. "Do you want to, maybe –," I start.  The man he has become doesn't wait to hear the rest of my sentence, "go easy."
"Damn straight," he says, leaping on me, throwing me back, laying me prostrate on the sofa.
WTF? "Slow down!" I fight. A combination of panic and ass preservation compels me to swivel around to face him. He leaps on top of me. His previously supple body is tense now. I'm ashamed to say I still crave his lips. His hungry kisses easily penetrate all my defences but his kisses are more angry now, more intense. Who is this guy? It's like this man is really angry about something. "Hey, Tiger, slow down. You're hurting me." I urge him.  It's like he's got four, five, six hands. There's an unexpected twang, my breasts suddenly freed by the undoing of my bra-strap. In the onslaught I become disorientated, overwhelmed. His tongue is in my mouth. He has one hand on my neck, another caressing my face, another squeezing my breasts, and another trying to remove my panties.  "NO," I tell him, but it's like he can't hear me.  As I feel him enter me I try to push him off me but he is heavy and strong and I weigh around 110 pounds wet. I want to scream 'NO' at the top of my lungs but my addled mind begins analyse data and likely scenarios going forward. I'd said 'NO' to the drink in the bar, 'NO 'to the meal in the restaurant, 'NO 'to the to cab home , and NO to his coming up to my  apartment for coffee.
My subconscious took over. It laughed at me. "How's you're little 'no' plan working out for you? Every time you said it you didn't mean it, and he knew it. You're just a tease."
"No. I'm not." Again, I was there with the 'NO'. "It wasn't supposed be like this," I told my subconscious but in the hazy, dim drunken light, I can my ankles locked around his waist, pulling him in, preventing his retreat.
The last thing I remember before I passed out was an angry man on top of me – pumping hard, pumping furiously. He's hurting me.
 
I don't want to share the micro-details. Better move on . . .
 
It's the morning after. I'm wide awake. It's light outside. I lay a while listening to the sound of the early morning traffic. I hurt. Everything's sore. Carpet burns on my back and shoulders. The pain I'm feeling is partially anaesthetised by the realisation – I am still here, and alive. I struggle to my feet. The beast that savaged me has long gone. I extricate myself from beneath the duvet covering my naked body. I'm confused – he did this. He took the time to go into my room, retrieve the duvet from my bed, and cover me. Why? It doesn't make any sense.
The warmth of shower water soothes my aching muscle but stings my abrasions. I've been in here most of the morning trying to scrub every part of him and last night from my body. More than that I'm trying to remember; what happened? Why did it happen? Were there signs? Should I have seen them?
Cindy comes home after I call her.  She takes me to the ER where I'm tested: HIV, hepatitis and more. The waiting is more pain. I'm overwhelmed with joy and relief when the doctor writes me a prescription and tells me I'm clear but I have to repeat the HIV test in three months. During the journey home I tell Cindy everything. She comforts me and tells me it wasn't my fault. We agree the bastard shouldn't be allowed to get away with it.
"We should call the police," Cindy says.
"What's the point?" I ask. "I've all showered and clean. There'll be no shred of evidence anywhere."
"You don't know that," she objects. "We should call them anyway."
"NO," I tell her.
"You forget I work in the AG's office – I know people. Trust me. This motherfucking asshole will rue the day he darkened your path. He's going down."
"Which part of NO do you not understand?" I snap. "Please, for the love of Christ, will you just back the fuck off!"
 "How about you rest up, think on it while I run out to the store and get your prescription filled?"
 
While Cindy is in store I wait, a million dark thoughts race through my mind, thoughts of vengeance and murder, thoughts I shouldn't share. Better move on . . .
 
Two law enforcement officers arrive early in the evening. The male officer hangs back remaining silent while the female detective questions me and takes my statement.
"My name's Detective Jansen," she starts. "I'm going to try to make this as painless as possible."
"I tell my story."
Sympathetic to my words, she nods and smiles, offers me pamphlets with information pertaining to support groups, counsellors, and therapists. Before leaving the detective returns to the subject of my drinking.
"Let's go through your alcohol consumption again."
"I had four glasses of wine in the bar."
"Large or small?"
"Large."
"And in the restaurant?"
"Two, I guess. We shared a bottle. He was topping me up."
"So you may have had more than half the bottle?"
I shrug. "Possibly."
"Okay then." The detective stands. "We're about done here."
"But he raped her! Aren't you going to arrest him?" screams Cindy.
"Calm down, ma'am. I know it seems unfair but I don't think there's enough evidence to secure a rape conviction. Clearly an assault has taken place but, again, it's going to be 'he said, she said.'"
"So you're just going to let him get away with it?"
"We'll speak to him." Detective Jansen scribbles something in her notes. She hands me her card before leaving. "My cell number's on there. Call me any time. I'm so sorry this has happened to you."
"Me too," I reply.
 
Cindy's fussing, trying her best to console and comfort me.
I raise a smile as she places a tray on the table. "Really?"
She shrugs.
As if chicken soup can resolve all my problems? I know where her heart is, and I know she's trying to help but what can anybody really do or say in situations like this. "You should go," I tell her.
"Go where? I live here."
"Go back to Craig's. I'll see you tomorrow night."
"I don't think you should be alone."
"I won't be alone," I say, glancing at the steam rising from the bowl. "I have chicken soup . . . I'll be fine. I'm not suicidal or anything. I promise."
"Sure?"
"Sure."
She hugs me.
During her extended, tight hug - I'm thinking. As she pulls away I take her arm and make eye contact. "This is my business, my story to tell, or not," I insist. "Do not under any circumstances tell Violet or Jazz. Don't tell anybody."
"But-"
"Cindy?"
"Sure."
"Promise?"
She raises her free hand. "I Promise."
 
Sunday morning, Cindy's sent me a series of supportive texts. Even though I was up early, I've been preoccupied all day, dwelling on my situation. For the record, I slept okay. I didn't have nightmares. A couple of Advil go some way to relieving my physical pain. I'm coming to terms with the gravity of what has transpired. I'm a private person, I don't want this to go to court and become a thing. There's no real upside. My friends will see me as a victim. Men will see me as damaged goods, or worse I'll be slut-shamed, branded as one of DC's, gold-digging whores. And I'm going into work tomorrow, what if people at my job find out?
I lay back on my couch to take another run at recalling Friday's events. The phone call angered him, and he took his frustrations out on me. I recalled my own anger management issues. I understood how a person can cross the threshold. It was my anger at a man that had caused me to leave Poughkeepsie and move to DC. When I found out what he'd done I was overcome with uncontrollable rage. I took a baseball bat first to his car, then his beloved motorcycle, and finally to Brett himself.  It happened. I'm over it. No charges were filed, and it's okay for me to reflect, feel a little shame from time to time. To periodically reflect and learn from that event, it makes me a better person. Even though I'm a lifelong democrat, the thought of my man carrying on with another man behind my back is beyond wrong – it's an abomination.
By Sunday night I'm done deliberating. Dominic didn't hit me. He didn't threaten me. I'd given him a clear signal – every time I say NO it's okay for him to go right on ahead and bulldoze through my flimsy, straw objections. I'll learn from this. I'll be better, stronger next time. So, I'm a little bashed-up and bruised. Some people like ruff sex. I afford myself a smile: Cindy and her boyfriend broke her bed last summer. At the end of the day what I experienced was just a bad date, a really horrific date. I want to put all of this behind me and move on with my life. I was feeling sorry myself like I was all of a sudden part of the #metoo sisterhood, but I'm not – I brought this on myself. They say that 93% of human communication is non-verbal. Sure, 7% of me told him no but what the hell was the rest of me telling him?
I take Detective Jansen's card from the coffee table. Confident in my decision, I dial her number. "I've been thinking. I want to forget this," I tell her. "It's not such a big deal. I think I want to retract my statement."
"Don't worry. We've got the bastard," she replies with glee. "Dominic Hunter is in custody as we speak. He's been charged with your rape."
"Wow!" I'm shocked. "Did he confess?"
"No not exactly. But he did confirm the number of drinks you consumed."
"What? How does that help?"
"It means –"
"Sorry, detective, but I just want to forget about it and move on with my life." I want to drop the charges," I tell her. "It was just a bad date."
"It's not up to you, or me," she replies. "As a staunch advocate for women's rights, ultimately the decision rests with the US Attorney for the District of Colombia, and she campaigned on justice for victims of sexual abuse – that is her agenda."
"I don't give a flying fuck about her agenda. I'm not a victim! Stop saying I'm a victim!" I scream. Surprised by the venom in my own rage, I take a moment to dial it back, compose myself before continuing in a calmer but still determined fashion. "Listen. . . It is up to me. I won't come to court," I tell her. "I don't want to. You won't have a case because you'll have no evidence."
"We already have all evidence we need," she replies. "According to your statement, and that of the taxi driver - you were clearly inebriated before the alleged assault, therefore you were unable to provide lawful consent."
"What now?"
"The law is clear, you were the victim of a crime."
"Sorry, but it's an open and shut case: Rape, second degree – Class A felony."
"Fuck you!" I say.
"Ma'am? This is good news."
"Fuck all of you. I am not a victim." I abruptly end the call.
Detective Jansen tries to call me back but I recognise the number and I choose ignore her. I can think of nothing she can say that I want to hear.
My phone's been blowing up for the last hour or more – she keeps calling. I'm standing here shaking, I don't know for how long. "I can't deal with this." Fuck off. I switch off my phone and cross to the kitchen to the place I find solace during times of distress – the refrigerator.
Comforting eating has never been my thing but swing the door open because I like to look at the food and revisit the tastes – comfort eating without the calories.  I let the cool breeze wash over my face as I study the contents of the shelves. Eventually I do what I always do, select a bottle of spring water.
 It takes me a few moments but I identify the origins of my hostility and anger. On Friday night that animal, that wolf dressed as a sheep, he violated me, took my power, my dignity, my rights. What happened wasn't up to me. The situation got out of my control. I had no say. Detective Jansen was no better than Mr Armani. She'd just done the very same thing, taken away my choice – commandeered my options.
Fuck them.
There's nobody here but me. I'm relieved to be able to briefly dispense with the long-held façade of strength and courage. I'm just a girl with serious problems that doesn't know what to do. I return to the couch to wallow and cry but my eyes are drawn to the bottle of Jack Daniels on the shelf across the room, a shot or two would calm me. I could take the time to re-focus, re-centre, and rebalance – gain some perspective. But the doctor's words ring loud in my head: "You must take this within the next 24 hours. You don't have a choice."
I check the time on my phone. No alcohol for me.
I guess it's time for me to take my prescription. The white pill is single and lonely, just like me. It is the antidote to the symptoms of my affliction. I set the bottle cap down on the table as I pause for further thought. This experience has no doubt damaged me but damage can be fixed. Time will tell, but I fear that I may be beyond damaged. I may be broken. Broken cannot be fixed, not really. What is broken can never be the same again. I may lack the ability or will to thrive. From breakage there can only be salvage from the wreckage. This is the one thing I still have control over, a decision they haven't taken away yet. I am still strong. I still have my power. I still have my right to choose.
I absently place a hand on my gut. Zig or zag?


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One of These Girls is Not like the Other

6/17/2018

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CHAPTER ONE

Just for the record, Mom died before giving birth to Charlie. We told everybody she died during childbirth. It sounds nicer that way, more romantic, like Mom was a hero or something, but it's all an epic lie.
I didn't know at the time but Mommie Dearest was a troubled soul. She suffered from chronic problems and severe dependency issues. Eight months pregnant and fat like a whale, she got totally wasted, like she did most nights. Mom and Dad argued, like they did most nights. I lay in bed listening to them screaming at each other, like I did most nights.
Although I had a bad feeling in my tummy, nobody told me that night would be the season finale.
Mom stormed out, slamming the front door so hard the whole house shook. I remember hearing her heels on the path, the clunk of the car door, the revving of the engine, and the squeal of the tyres. I pulled off the bedcovers, jumped out of bed, and ran to my window just in time to catch a last glimpse of our SUV's tail lights as she drove off into the night.

To this day we have no idea where she was going.

Two minutes later, and less than a mile down the road, the car collided with a semi on the entrance to the freeway.
I was sat on the stairs when two stern-faced policemen came to the front door, removed their hats, and told Dad what had happened. The flashing lights on the top of their car made red and blue patterns on the front windows. There could be no doubt, after just three seasons, my nightly Mom and Dad show, the drama I thought would run for ever and ever had ended with a brutal final episode. And it wasn't like they ended it on a cliff-hanger. When both officers said, "Sorry for your loss," I knew the show had been permanently cancelled.
Inside the Cherry Hill emergency room, doctors salvaged the baby from Mom's mashed and mangled body. But this is all strictly need to know, classified information – Charlie don't know none of this, and we like to keep it that way, for her sake, and for the sake of Mom's good memory. It doesn't make us liars, not really. Everybody has deep family secrets that need to be kept, don't they?

Trust me, that whole day was real weird. From the get go, Charlie wasn't like us. She wasn't one of us. But we seen her being born in the emergency room. We watched through the glass when they ripped her out of my dead mom's belly, so she was definitely Mom's daughter, and my new baby sister.
The baby was covered in blood when they took it out, and it didn't exactly cry like a normal kid either. It squealed like the creature in that Alien film. Childbirth is bloody, messy, and just plain nasty. I've no idea why any sane person would want to do something like that. Having children is not something I'll be doing. I can promise you that.
Later, when we went to see the baby after they'd cleaned it and put it in an incubator, it was . . . well . . .the baby had kind of a tan. She wasn't black, as in Wesley Snipes black, but you could tell she wasn't Snow White. How a baby that colour got inside Mom's belly seemed to be a major point of contention. Personally, I couldn't see what all the fuss was about. But I was like . . . three years-old, and didn't understand any shit that had not been fully explained on Sesame Street.

I remember Daddy looking at the baby and shaking his head – a lot. But there weren't no mix-ups or infidelity stuff. Blood tests, DNA tests, and a whole heap of other tests confirmed Charlie was 50% Daddy, 50% Mommy, 100% Miller.

At first Daddy was kinda dubious, us being fair-skinned and all, but the tests didn't lie; Mommy may have been a crazy woman. She may have been troubled by her demons but she weren't no cheater. The nurse said my new sister could have been some kind of throwback, so I was surprised when Dad decided to keep her – and they let him. My dad took baby Charlie Miller in his arms, brought her home, and learned to love her same as he loved me.
Growing up, people would look at our family; Me, Dad, and Charlie. They'd double-take or even stare. I knew exactly what they were thinking – one of these things is not like the other.
All kids get given pet names like 'Monkey', or 'Sweat Pea', or some sucky name like that. I'm not even going to say what mine was. Charlie got saddled with 'Tiddler'. It was my fault. It's a long story, so I can't explain it right now.
Grade school, Charlie turned out to be a weird kid, but cool with it. Even if she wasn't my sister I'd still like her. I think we'd be good friends, probably BFFs. My little sister grew to be that sort of chick, free-spirited and easy to get along with. God blessed her with one of those bi-polar, magnetic personalities. She affected everybody within her immediate vicinity. Some were drawn to her, others were repelled by her, there weren't no middle ground.
On account of her being so dark, all the other kids called her 'Spic'. They tried to bully her. It didn't work though. Charlie Miller weren't no pussy. She could handle her business.
One time, after school, them boys was teasing her. It weren't really no thing, she was used to it. But they went too far. Even though she had never met her, Charlie loved her mommy. When Jimmy McNish said our mother was a dirty ho who fucked any amount of niggers behind our daddy's back . . . Charlie went ballistic.
KAPPOW!
BLAM!
SPLAT!
She beat that boy so bad he lost his retainer and pissed in his shorts. When Jimmy's best friend tried to enter the argument – she punched him out too. She blacked both his eyes – raccooned that fat little fucker.
The McNish family tried to sue us and send us all to the poor house but Daddy got himself a smart lawyer – so it was all good. I think Jimmy ended up in juvy hall for committing a racially motivated hate crime. Charlie didn't get away scot-free, the judge said she had to go to anger management. I'm not an expert but I don't think it helped none. The therapist said Charlie was frustrated, and rather than lash out she should use her words. In the entire history of lame ideas the therapist's suggestion had to be up there with worst of them. The next fight Charlie got into, she used her words, her opponent got a severe cussing before they got beat down.

No doubt about it, my sister came out of grade school fierce and fearless.

Back then, who knows? Maybe I should have been better back-up for Charlie, but I was a just a kid too. I had my own problems – boys mostly. And, for the record, I regret telling people she was adopted.
High school, now, Charlie chose to hang out with the Spics and brothers, listening to that hip-hop music and talkin' all black. They took her into their protection and gave her the nickname of Lilly, which is pretty funny considering the dark colour of her skin. My daddy weren't no racist but he always said no good would come of her foreign and extraordinary behaviour. Really I think he was just scared in case she got into drugs or some shit like that.
Charlie didn't talk to Dad for a whole month after he made her pee in a cup.
Don't get me wrong, from an early age Charlie clearly had issues. We thought she'd inherited Mom's demons. My sister dealt with her lot the best way she could. She was hell bent on being a top athlete and a 'straight A' student. The way she seen it, Mom had given up her life to give Charlie a life. For the deal to make sense Charlie had to be some kind of superstar and make a difference in the world. She worked so hard. I wanted to tell Charlie the truth but I'd promised, and promises need to be kept.

Maybe a lot of Charlie's behaviour was down to teen hormones. Trust me, I know. I've been there. I've been through it. Sometimes I think I'm still going through it. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. You do crazy things. I promised Bud Patterson a mercy jump because he couldn't get a prom date. What was I thinking? Lucky I chickened out at the last moment. But it would it really have been so much of a big deal? Adrianna Moss says it doesn't really count if they only put the tip in. You can't get pregnant if they only put the tip in. Adrianna runs the abstinence club at college. She swears she's still a virgin even though she's been tipped by nearly fifty guys.
Spring break, now, and out of the blue Dad announces he was getting re-married. And in principle, that was okay. It was cool with me. Our mom died a long time ago. We don't really remember her. And it's not like the accident was Dad’s fault. He told her when she stormed out not to be driving the car when she was high and drinking liquor. Everyone deserves happiness. Dad's entitled to a second shot. He raised us practically on his own. And now it was his time. He'd earned the right to be happy, and he didn't have too long to get back on the horse coz he was going grey. I'm not going to say any more about that because I'll start thinking about old people having sex.

Excuse me, I think I just threw up in my mouth, just a little bit.

I try to see all sides of an argument but Daddy needs to step up, be counted, and share the responsibility. He did all his business undercover, on the down-low. . . and I can see why he would do that – to protect us. But the way he sprung Veronica on us – it weren't right. You don't bring some raggedy old time-fighter bitch home and announce, 'This is the new Mommy'. It ain't right. It's probably unconstitutional or some shit like that, a violation of children's rights. The way he dropped it was like 'Hey, I got you kids a puppy'.
Charlie got very upset and a little bit confused. The child in her was saying, "Ain't nobody taking away my daddy." Conversely, the adult woman 'Lilly' in her was saying. "Ain't no skinny-assed, gold-digging, coked-out ho coming up inside my house, moving in on my turf, trying to take what I got."

After the family meeting we all thought the whole thing had been straightened out – apparently not.

The wedding, out in the garden, went without a hitch. Smooth as you like. Sun's shining in the sky. Radiant bride – brilliant, awesome, perfect.
 The reception, that was the game-changer, where it all went bad. Charlie, on account of she was only sixteen and had no tolerance for liquor, got a little wasted; flirting and dancing up on every man in the house. She didn’t mean nothing by it. Bitches be getting jealous coz their husband's bumping and grinding with a pretty young thing. Veronica, my new stepmom, told Charlie to calm herself and stop behaving like a tramp. I don't believe Veronica had any business calling my sister a tramp – that wasn't right. I'm not usually a violent type but Aunt Flo had come to visit and I can get a bit cranky those times - I slapped the bitch. That's when it got ugly. One big cat-fight broke out, Charlie and Veronica are screaming and shouting, pulling each other's hair. I'm trying to weigh in on my sister's side but Dad pulled me away before I could do any real damage.

With the help of Uncle Tony, Dad managed to separate them but not before Charlie managed to draw blood with a right uppercut. Tony's got a hold of Charlie. Dad's got a hold of Veronica but tempers are frayed and both women are still hollering at each other.

Just so as we're clear, Veronica ain't no racist. She was actually trying to calm things down. She made a bad word choice, a simple mistake. She told Charlie to 'lighten up'.
In a flash Charlie escapes Uncle Tony's grasp, gets all up in Veronica's face, and starts with all that hip-hop talk. "Girlfriend," she says, "you ain't got no reason sweat it because I've already had your man, and he weren't all that."

That's when the room went silent.

Obviously Veronica's man is her new husband, Richard – that’d be our father.

All eyes are upon us. There's a unified, communal, sharp intake of breath followed by whispering, muttering, and looks of condemnation. Everybody we know, all of our friends, everybody in the room, thinks we're a bunch of inbreeding rednecks. Either that or there's some serious child abuse going on.

A family doesn't come back from that. A family can't ever come back from that.

When my sister sobered up, she apologised, blaming Toni Braxton and way too much liquor. But it was too late, the Miller family were, once again, the talk of the town.
Daddy lost his mind. I couldn't blame him none. He'd had enough. He'd been through seventeen years of people looking at him funny just because one of kids was not like the other. He wasn't going to be shamed and ostracised again. He quit his job with Microsoft and went to work for Google. We packed up our lives, sold the house. Goodbye rainy Seattle, sunny California here we come.
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Getting back on the horse . . .

10/28/2017

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So, I crumbled . . . I wasn't going to produce any new work but I competition worth £5,000 caught my eye.  It was a challenge to produce something - short notice,

Moving Violation

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I have a few fans out there so don't read on. The synopsis reveals virtually everything. **Spoiler Alert!**

Moving Violation Synopsis
 
In a society ruled by surveillance and paranoia, Corrine is recorded as:  Corrine Pearl Radman; 29, credit rating 637, a single white female, ordinary, not a person of interest.   A financial analyst in New York, Corrine is extremely active on social media, known for her sarcasm, tongue-in-cheek conspiracy theories, and outrageous sense of humour.  Professionally, Corrine is renowned for smart, intuitive investment choices and leads the company rankings in simulated investments. Her poor attitude is all that bars her way to a lucrative partnership position and a 35th floor corner office.

Corrine's life implodes shortly after one of her outrageous conspiracy tweets comes to fruition: an explosion at a nuclear power station coincides with Corrine dumping millions in stock. Corrine's direct supervisor, Sadeeq Parreett, returns to Pakistan on the same day of the explosion, setting off alarm bells inside the US government. Overnight, Corrine becomes a person of interest in the eyes of several government agencies.
 
When Homeland Security announce, the explosion was the result of a terrorist attack, warrants are issued for Corrine's arrest.  Special Agent Vanessa Caldwell heads the FBI team hunting Radman. Caldwell is recalled from compassionate leave after her wife (a CIA Agent) was killed during a covert operation. Caldwell is angry with US government because they refuse to acknowledge her wife, Adele, has been killed. They will not bring her body home as it would confirm the US had been spying in China.
 
A dire situation worsens when it is discovered that for the past five years Corrine has be mirroring her fantasy investment choices with her own real money. She has a substantial amount of cash squirreled away in an off-shore account.
 
Corrine finds herself on the run; her credit cards and bank accounts have been frozen, her cell-phone no longer works, both the FBI and Homeland Security are permanently camped outside her apartment. She needs to flee the city, where cameras are on every corner, but she cannot travel out of State without ID.  She finds herself in the ghetto, a dark world where the cameras have been vandalised and law enforcement fear to tread.

Desperate, out of cash and sleeping rough, Corrine enters a local bar fully convinced turning to the oldest known profession is essential to her survival. Single father, Calvin James, turns out to be her first and last prospect.  But the best deal Corrine can negotiate is a hot shower and a bed for one night. One night turns into two, then a week, then a month.

Shortly after Homeland Security appear to have backed off and Corrine's face is no longer plastered on every TV screen, the US launch a drone strike in Pakistan, killing the man they believe to be Corrine's co-conspirator. Corrine's status is reduced from America's most wanted to Person of interest. But Corrine doesn't want to live the rest of her life in the margins as a fugitive and Calvin wants a better life for him and his daughter. Moreover, they want to be together. The only way that can happen is to make Corrine a bona-fide citizen again. Corrine reveals to Calvin that she has $5.6 million in an offshore account.
 
Unaware that FBI Special Agent Caldwell has apparently gone rogue and is still on the case, the fugitives hatch an ambitious plan.  After travelling to Venezuela they purchase the documents of a terminally ill woman, Maria Gonzalez. Corinne marries Calvin using Maria's name, and proceeds to obtain new documents using the name Maria James.
 
12 months later, Maria Gonzales dies and is buried as Maria Gonzales. Corrine (as Maria James) flies to the US to be with her husband.
 
Agent Caldwell was always monitoring Corrine's offshore account, and has been following the money.  At JFK, seconds away from being reunited with Calvin, Corrine is detained and transported to the FBI's New York field office.
 
Rather than take her into custody, Caldwell provides Corrine with new documents and a newspaper article detailing Corrine's death before telling her: the explosion was down to a software error. There was no terrorist attack, but hey, we went to war, bombed a country over the incident, the US Government was never going to walk that back.
 
In an attempt to confirm that she's free and clear, Corrine asks Caldwell if any charges remain against her. After a moment's thought Caldwell replies, "Possibly bigamy. Technically you're married to me."
 
As Corinne exits JFK, the CCTV system identifies her as: Adele Lyle, 31-years-old, credit rating 615, a single white female, further information classified.



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If I have to explain it, is it actually any good?

10/22/2017

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So I recently rediscovered an old very literary very short piece. On the face of it, it's pretty, it's clever, but apparently nonsensical. To be understood by the minions any explanation requires more words the the piece itself. 

THE CONFINES OF MY CASTLE

The outer, unwritten framework, is the story of a middle class woman in an abusive marriage. The story is her cryptic cry for help. By design, reading the story provides little insight into her message. However, reading the story out loud to a third party may offer enough clues to unravel the tale.

After a domestic violence 'incident' the woman miscarries. (It was a boy). In her grief she becomes depressed and afraid of her husband. During her next 'fertile' period her husband forces himself on her. A new pregnancy, whether boy or girl, goes some way to ease her depression. But she remains in fear of her husband.
THE CONFINES OF THE CASTLE
 

After the fall, the morning of the passing sun hailed a winter that would never end. Now without life, and love lost, her spring had left her, and now she feared the night.

During a new season the night would come, and the night would know her. And by early light she felt the comfort and warmth of the birth of a new dawn. Or the promise of a summer sun, to brighten all her days, and to ease the pain of morning. But still, she feared the night.

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Writing a book like a TV series?

5/18/2016

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So, it's not really my project but I find it fascinating. In these times of shortened attention spans, publisher's needing tightly defined genres, and creative writing guru's insisting there must be a hero, a villain, a villain, a conflict, and a resolution - Michael D Scott has simply said "Fuck it! . . . All of it."

Fibonacci's Child is written in five parts. Part One plays out like a 'romantic comedy'. Part Two reads somewhere between 'misery lit' and 'tragedy'. For Part Three it's a visit to the 'S/F' shelf. And Part Four becomes distracted by the 'Fantasy' genre. By Part Five you'll realise the whole series was about mythology and destiny.

Ultimately it's a story about a woman who makes a tragic mistake. The more Katrina tries to fix her error, the worse the consequences become.  What is probably unique to this story is the utilisation of a "Groundhog Day" type plot but without the need for time travel. This is achieved by marrying the themes of 'clones' and 'twins'.

****Spoiler Alert****

Katrina causes the death of her twin sister. When a similar tragedy occurs in the next generation Katrina is quick to recognise a pattern. But twins begatting twin means procreation is always to the power of two. Which twin is destined to kill its sibling is little more that a guessing game. Katrina believes if she can prevent one tragedy she can halt the pattern.

The story is deceptive in almost every way. Whilst the reader and the characters believe they are following a random story the author is simultaneously playing out several stories. "Cane killed Abel", "Zeus split apart the hermaphrodites",  "Pollox and Castor are twins but Helen came out of the same egg." there's even a bit of "Heroes" and "Kill Bill" in there somewhere. The story is secretly driven by mathematics, nature, and religion. Katrina thinks her mistake was to clone a twin. Subsequently, the twins want to reproduce 2, 4, 8, 16 . . . Nature wants to follow the Fibonacci Sequence 1,1,2,3,5,8 . . . and is killing them off to keep the numbers right. Katrina is trying to fix the problem using science.

Fibonacci's Child
 
 
BOOK ONE – THE TWINS HAVE FALLEN
"Go forth & multiply."  

University students; identical twins, Katrina & Elizabeth Kaufmann, were as close as siblings could be. The girls shared an amazing ability to connect and communicate telepathically.
 
At university, Katrina meets and falls in love with a medical student named George Planter. But the 'switching places' prank that the twins have played all their lives goes terribly wrong. Compromised, (and totally wasted) Elizabeth sleeps with George to maintain the illusion whilst her sister is 'playing away'.
 
Katrina learns of the sin, and after a dispute as to who is at fault, the sisters fight. Before amends can be made Elizabeth dies tragically in the World Trade Centre disaster.
 
 
 
BOOK TWO – LIFE AFTER DEATH
"Who you gonna call?"
 
Despite being certified as a 9/11 victim, the dead twin, Elizabeth, does not 'move on' to a better place. She appears to be in a state of limbo. As an unseen ghost she takes over the task of narrating, all the time wondering why she's 'hanging' around, and how she can get to the 'promised land'.
 
Katrina finishes college and qualifies as a doctor. However, after appearing to burn out at work, she is diagnosed as suffering from schizophrenia and finds herself committed to a mental institution. After her release Katrina comes up with an unholy, misguided plan to reproduce her deceased twin by cloning herself. Meanwhile the deceased twin, Elizabeth, refuses to accept that she's dead. It is revealed: Katrina was never mentally ill. Elizabeth, the ghost, realises her sister problems are caused by her trying to communicate telepathically as they did in life.
 
BOOK THREE – THE NEXT GENERATION
"The Prime Directive"
 
Dr Katrina Kaufmann, now a world renowned genetic engineer, has spent 15 years secretly trying to replace her deceased twin sister, (a botany student). She succeeds after the 43rd attempt. The resulting child seems to be a healthy specimen. Albeit 35 years younger but, uniquely, a third twin. Whilst carrying the child, Katrina is freaked out by a panhandler on the street.
 
Katrina gives birth to the child which she appropriately names "Elizabeth". On realising the child is a new individual rather than a reincarnation of her sister, Katrina becomes depressed and neglects the child to the extent that it is taken into care by the State of Illinois.
 
Elizabeth II, (affectionately know as "Reggie") is sent to Spruce Farm, a brutal foster home, where she befriend another child, Maria Matiz. Reggie grows normally until she reaches sexual maturity. She runs away from Spruce Farm, loses her virginity to an African-American boy, who, after learning that she's pregnant – agrees to marry her.
 
The deal's off when she gives birth to 'whiter than white' twin girls, TWIN ONE and TWIN TWO. At which point it is discovered that Reggie is an 'it'. It is both male and female and can reproduce by self-fertilising. The origin of its genetic programming dictates it will always produce a litter of two. And without any outside genetic input each child will be identical to its mother.
 
BOOK FOUR – MY SISTERS' KEEPER
"The Original Sin."
 
18-year-old university student, Maria Matiz, turns up at Katrina's house looking for her best friend, Reggie. Katrina, regretful of the way she abandon her child, treats Maria as a surrogate, together they search for Reggie.
During the search Katrina and Maria fail to locate Elizabeth but discover the existence of a second set of twins, THREE and FOUR. During research and study Katrina compares their life choices to those of the originals, herself and Elizabeth. The details of their lives seem totally different from that of their predecessors; they embark on different careers and make different choices. But Katrina starts believing in destiny when she identifies certain events in the life of TWIN THREE as a 'course corrections'. As a scientist Katrina becomes intrigued, caught up in the theory and the data, not realising that she, herself, was twin zero. And if her destiny theory is correct, the twin she is studying is about to cause the death of its sister. Before Katrina can intervene, at aged-fifteen, TWIN THREE gets the better of a gang-banger during an altercation. Seeking revenge, a gang-member mistakes TWIN FOUR for TWIN THREE, and murders her.
 
Elizabeth, the ghost, discovers she can telepathically communicate with the clones, as she could with her sister. She begins to suspect that the bum's prophecy "The twins have fallen, and one has been lost", had little to do with her death in the Twin Towers. She believes the 'falling' refers to her infidelity with George, and that lead to her or her sister falling from some kind of divine grace. She's convinced that the word 'lost' in the prophecy refers to her undead state.
 
The autopsy of TWIN FOUR reveals she possessed both male and female sexual organs. Fearing this may be a genetic condition, the surviving twin is scheduled for tests.
Before tests can be carried out, TWIN THREE self-fertilises and finds herself pregnant (with twins). Knowing something's 'not quite right'.
 
 
FIBONICCI'S CHILDREN –  PINOCCHIO'S RUBICON
"I Want to be a Real Girl."
 
Elizabeth, the ghost, succeeds in connecting with TWIN THREE (Joanna Morgan). She convinces her to seek out her grandmother – Katrina.
 
After learning the truth of how she was created, Joanna embarks upon a crusade to locate all of her siblings.
 
Just when Katrina recognises the pattern of survival as the Fibonacci Sequence, and therefore about science, another pattern is pointed out to her: She was a genetic scientist who worked with humans (mammals), she killed her sister, a botanist who studied plants. Cain, a crop farmer had killed his brother Abel, a shepherd. She revisits the original sin, and realises they'd been pranking, playing the twin trick, the one where they switch places. If they hadn't played the prank – it's Katrina that should have died. She uses her last breath before her death she turns to God to ask for forgiveness, not realising that she was the creator, a new deity.


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WHITE MEN CAN'T DANCE

12/25/2015

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RACIAL STEREOTYPES – WHITE MEN CAN'T DANCE!!

If you're Asian this has nothing to do with you, nothing to see here – move on. If you're a trained dancer, this doesn't apply to you either.

A lot of folk say white people can't dance but experience and study show this not to be true – it's just the men. If we go back, way back, back in to time, the 70's and 80's when funk and disco ruled the airwaves, we note this was a period of time when people like Alf Garnet accused black men of 'coming over 'ere' and 'stealing our women'. (A young Nigel Farage was badly affected). If we examine what was going on amongst the teens and their raging hormones at the time we can begin to understand ensuing mixed race baby boom.

It starts at the school disco where pubescent children overdosed on sugar and experiencing the rush of red dye 40 were subjected to loud music. Affected by the funky beats the black kids, born with natural rhythm, hit the dance-floor. The white girls, quickly realised God have recently endowed them with new bits that they were able to wiggle and shake in a provocative manner. They were compelled to express themselves. The white boys, however, remained around the edge of the assembly hall discussing football, the offside rule, and Doctor Who.

The die had been cast.

School's out. The little buggers have all obtained fake ID's. They are frequenting night-clubs where they are throwing copious amounts of alcohol down their throats. The dance-floor has become a 'no-go' area for the average white boy. Like an adult who didn't learn to swim as a child he decides it's too late now. Even the genre is against him, this is not a style of music where he can attempt to look cool by playing air guitar.

You know I'm just f—king with, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8AOAap6_k4

Enter into evidence the video recording of a Womack and Womack's 'Teardrops'. It's a laid-back video showing the band recording the track in the studio. All the black people are totally chilled out (you know they've all been smokin' weed). They all got their grooves on. But check out the bass player (white male) – that's some embarrassing shit.     

 


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The Latest "Terrorist Attack" . . . . c/o Trump Recruitment.

12/20/2015

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I've never understood why Americans live their lives in fear of terrorists. Statistically speaking, there are a million things that will kill you before any terrorist. But if your autopsy does declare 'death by terrorist' you may have to thank the likes of Donald Trump.

Imagine the devastation of an attack on US soil leaving 53 dead, over 2000 injured, a billion dollars in damage, a city in tatters, and over 4000 US troops deployed in response.  This toll would place the incident third on US list of terrorist attacks (behind 9/11 and Oklahoma).

Who would be to blame for such a tragedy?




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Those Vagabond Shoes

10/4/2015

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As a child I heard "New York, New York" - I don't know where from, maybe my parents were listening to it. Anyway, one line, "these VAGABOND shoes" impressed me. I had no idea what "VAGABOND" meant - it just sounded good! I adopted it, and assigned a meaning to it. In my culture we have an expression "judging clothes".

http://www.woolerykitchen.com/blog-posts/article/what-are-judging-clothes.

So I kinda assumed "VAGABOND Shoes" went with "Judging clothes". (Turns out I wasn't too far off the mark). So, I was a happy kid running around the neighbourhood in my "VAGABOND Shoes".

You're wondering why I'm capitalising "VAGABOND". It's to avoid bias.

Here's the thing . . .

I'm a super-intelligent adult now. "New York, New York" was recorded in 1977 by Liza Minnelli (Sinatra didn't record it until 1979). But the Vagabond Shoe Company has been trading since the 60's, and you Americans love your branding. Throw into mix I've never seen the original lyrics, I've only heard the words.

I can only conclude the following: Liza Minnelli is a woman, and women know all about shoes. Therefore her version refers to "these Vagabond shoes".
Frank Sinatra is a man, and by definition, knows nothing about shoes. His lyrics are "these vagabond shoes".

This thinking opens up a whole new world: does he mean "These little town blues are melting away" or "These Littletown blues . . .?" 'Littletown' being a bar in NYC - that also makes sense. 'Littletown is his regular haunt

Oh, wait . . . I'm getting it now.

"Start spreading the news . . ." could mean "Start spreading The News" - Our Frank has woken up in his vagabond shoes, with a hangover from his night at Littletown, and has opened his daily paper "The News" in search of out-town jobs.

Hot damn! This is not a song celebrating New York - Frank's on down to his last dollar! He's thinking of quitting but wants to give it one last chance.

How the hell to people communicate verbally, without punctuation?

If there's a moral to the story?

I wrote something . . . for the five bucks you paid it can mean whatever you like.

. . . and for those who really didn't get it - I'm just fucking with you!
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Is the snobbery of the UK literary industry destroying itself?

9/28/2015

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Is the snobbery of the UK literary industry destroying itself? I've spent several years watching, reading, and listening; anything from agent's blogs to writers in chat-rooms. The majority of these people show nothing but contempt for television and those who do watch it rave about "Dr Who" and "Downton Abbey". Some have the idea their heads that bookworms are more intelligent, and blame the TV for poor education amongst the younger generation.

We favour 'British' books for 'British' people. This works well because the American's are charmed by anything quintessentially British. We can export said product - Kerching! They lap it up, a fact that billionaire Rowling will attest to.

But if we go beyond literature we can see where the industry is missing out. I began to create my theory when Hugh Laurie became the world's highest paid television actor for playing the part of Dr Gregory House in "House". Hugh Laurie is British, and it has come to light that the producers hired him on the strength of his audition tape – they'd no idea he was British. When asked about his accent he blamed it on "A misspent youth spent watching way too much TV."

This was a new twist. For years we'd been sending British actors like Hugh Grant over to play British parts but, secretly, behind the scenes the Brits, were taking over Hollywood – not the just the British parts . . . all of them! There's been a huge backlash in the US film industry as Brits and Aussies take all the best parts. Michael Douglas (remind me who he's married to?) and Spike Lee are leading the revolt. The Chicago Tribune carried an article commenting on how British actors were not only better but able to pull off faultless American accents. Yes, they're better actors because they're better trained but the accents? – Any UK resident under the age of 60 has been pretty much weaned on US film and television from birth.

Having established that on screen the British public appreciate stories based in the US containing US characters it is clear that a market exists. However, if a British writer submits a manuscript containing a story set in the US utilising US characters he is advised to solicit a US based agent.

Why? It makes no sense.


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A different type of study yields different results.

9/14/2015

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I stumble into a lot of comments about books or blogs on writing. I'm fairly comfortable with the way I write. I don't need advice on the use of adverbs - I'm way past that. However, I do study.

A new novel calls for a new character. (It's surprising how hard that is to do).

I've written the first chapter and it has become apparent that New Yorker +Elizabeth Jeanette Radman+ is attractive, single, very smart, and works in broking (finance). Her downside is that she is socially inept. I don't know any real people to base this character on but she sounds a little bit "Sloan Sabbith" to me.

So I spend some time studying the character starting here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-7oN84Gi8k

It's a fairly quick study because although she's just a character she's often reacting to real life situations which I've had my own thoughts and feelings on. e.g. Raising the debt ceiling or Fukushima Daiichi.

I spend a few hours on Youtube studying her. I find it particularly interesting, the only time she got really passionate was about raising the debt ceiling. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj5-G01iRyk

My next task is to research the actor, Olivia Munn, to see how far removed she is from the character. The good news is - she's not. She's a bit of a klutz and is borderline OCD.

She makes a good base for my character because she has opinions and issues that I don't share (some of them I wouldn't even think of). But in other ways she's very different from 'EJ' - 'EJ' has secrets which affect her behaviour.

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