If you're Asian this has nothing to do with you, nothing to see here – move on. If you're a trained dancer, this doesn't apply to you either.
A lot of folk say white people can't dance but experience and study show this not to be true – it's just the men. If we go back, way back, back in to time, the 70's and 80's when funk and disco ruled the airwaves, we note this was a period of time when people like Alf Garnet accused black men of 'coming over 'ere' and 'stealing our women'. (A young Nigel Farage was badly affected). If we examine what was going on amongst the teens and their raging hormones at the time we can begin to understand ensuing mixed race baby boom.
It starts at the school disco where pubescent children overdosed on sugar and experiencing the rush of red dye 40 were subjected to loud music. Affected by the funky beats the black kids, born with natural rhythm, hit the dance-floor. The white girls, quickly realised God have recently endowed them with new bits that they were able to wiggle and shake in a provocative manner. They were compelled to express themselves. The white boys, however, remained around the edge of the assembly hall discussing football, the offside rule, and Doctor Who.
The die had been cast.
School's out. The little buggers have all obtained fake ID's. They are frequenting night-clubs where they are throwing copious amounts of alcohol down their throats. The dance-floor has become a 'no-go' area for the average white boy. Like an adult who didn't learn to swim as a child he decides it's too late now. Even the genre is against him, this is not a style of music where he can attempt to look cool by playing air guitar.
You know I'm just f—king with, right?
Enter into evidence the video recording of a Womack and Womack's 'Teardrops'. It's a laid-back video showing the band recording the track in the studio. All the black people are totally chilled out (you know they've all been smokin' weed). They all got their grooves on. But check out the bass player (white male) – that's some embarrassing shit.